My parents suck. Planning a trip to Europe without me. If they go to Spain or Russia i swear to God..

So there’s this girl i’m friends with on facebook and she always posts ghetto status’ about her long distance relationship and how she’s so in love with ‘mi bhoi’ and she just posted ‘#DontBeJealousBecauseYouAintMeB*tch ♥ x’

you’re never safe and sound until all the doors are closed